people on the internet: your music taste is perfection
people in real life: wtf is this shit
People, I have discovered, are layers and layers of secrets. You believe you...– Veronica Roth (via how-fascinating)
azizimsorry: some days im like yo but most days im like YOOOOO
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
basedgosh: voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
urbancatfitters: literally what the fuck am i trying to accomplish on this website
New version of old shit is still old shit.
For winners, losing inspires them.– Robert Kiyosaki
My explanation for all of my drunk decisions:
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck
Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
Me: Thank fuck
It’s not until you lose, you appreciate the win Then you never lose the will to...– Los - Welcome To Swaggsville Intro (via echoes-of-nostalgia)
Turribly unfortunate that I only have three levels of effort: 1. Not doing shit, a.k.a good luck getting me to do THAT bullshit. 2. Doing just enough to get by, a.k.a coasting like a motherfucker. 3. Giving it everything I have. Blah.
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies